Posted Jul 24th 2008 7:40PM by TMZ Staff
A giant boycott is scheduled to go down next Tuesday in Washington, D.C. Rising gas prices? Nope. Iraq war? Nah. A woman named Little Doris? Ding, ding.
Turns out Doris is a beloved member of the cafeteria staff at the Longworth House Office Building. According to an email circulating among House staffers, Doris was suspended without pay for being $9 short on her register. The government loses billions all the time and she's being jacked up for losing $9!
So the staffers are looking to boycott all the cafeterias run by Restaurant Associates to show their support for Doris.
Now about those taxes ...
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Jul 24th 2008 3:29PM by TMZ Staff
We caught Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis outside of Villa last night -- and let him know that he's not the only Greasy in town anymore.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Jul 24th 2008 2:55PM by TMZ Staff
Dang mommy! What's going on with your feet?
A week after being snapped with her mangled foot, Jennifer Garner's pinky toe looked almost right while out with daughter Violet on Wednesday.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Jennifer Garner, Hot Mamas, Nurse!
Posted Jul 24th 2008 12:54PM by TMZ Staff
Richard Simmons went to speak in front Congress today, but forget the words coming out of his mouth, Mista is actually wearing a suit! You bettah work!
Simmons talked to us about his pet project -- preventing childhood obesity -- and also discussed possibly running for office. Don't fret, the Bedazzler wasn't too far behind. Richie said his infamous shorts were on underneath the Brooks Brothers ensemble.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Jul 24th 2008 12:10PM by TMZ Staff
Eliot Spitzer's gal Ashley Dupre isn't doing anything to change her image as a high-end hooker as she hit the streets of NYC in a pair of tiny shiny hot pants, an itty bitty tank top and high heels.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Jul 24th 2008 11:46AM by TMZ Staff
These days it's hard to tell who the real stars are in Hollywood and who's hardly real. While many stars have been nipped, some also look like they have something to tuck.
Filed under: Music, Wacky & Weird, Beauty, Nurse!
Posted Jul 23rd 2008 8:15PM by TMZ Staff
Robert Novak -- the conservative dude on TV who outed Valerie Plame -- hit a pedestrian today in D.C. It was only fair for us to hit him with every possible question about his driving ... especially his driving a Corvette.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird
Posted Jul 22nd 2008 5:57PM by TMZ Staff
Paul McCartney has the security detail of a king in Quebec. Even with that, five motorcycle cops, two police cruisers and countless bodyguards on foot patrol couldn't keep back the mass of fans that swarmed him outside his concert.
For one fan, this run-in with Sir Paul was better than meeting the Apostle Paul.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird
Posted Jul 22nd 2008 8:39AM by TMZ Staff
One day before he allegedly assaulted his mom and sister, Christian Bale hit LAX with his wife and daughter Saturday afternoon -- and he acted like one of the most mild-mannered men we've ever seen. A little too mild-mannered?
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Christian Bale
Posted Jul 21st 2008 6:10PM by TMZ Staff
Our papper was all compliments with Chris Noth re: "Sex and the City," that's until Chris Noth called him on it.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Jul 21st 2008 2:27PM by TMZ Staff
Looks like former malt liquor shill Billy Dee Williams forgot the #1 rule for having a good time -- he ran out of Colt 45!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Jul 21st 2008 2:15PM by TMZ Staff
Political activist Heather Thomas thinks Sept. 11 was "staged" for the big, bad oil companies. Rewind that: Heather Thomas (yeah, the blonde Heather from the '80s who didn't stay famous) is a political activist?
At least in her own mind: The "Fall Guy" bimbette is spewing crazazy talk about the terrorist attack to Retroality, claiming that the Pentagon was bombed, not hit by a plane, that the destruction of the WTC was set up weeks before, and that bin Laden is working for the U.S.
Just like another idiot Heather, Thomas is best when mute.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Jul 21st 2008 12:42PM by TMZ Staff
There's a new pup making a splash on bathroom blogs around the world.
Martha Stewart's French Bulldog, Sharkey, made water on the carpet recently. But there's a good thing to be found in every bad one. In Martha's world, a urine stain becomes a carpet cleaner marketing opportunity.
Look at those eyes -- Martha may not have him house broken, but she has broken his spirit.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters
Posted Jul 20th 2008 4:02PM by TMZ Staff
After once again being mobbed by hordes of Batman-loving fans, Christian Bale was showing signs of autograph fatigue at LAX.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Jul 20th 2008 7:35AM by TMZ Staff
For brief moment, Britney Spears showed signs of life as she perked up when a pap called her name -- then he asked her a question about the K-Fed settlement.
Filed under: Music, Wacky & Weird, Britney Spears, Trials & Tribulations
