Posted Nov 3rd 2009 2:45PM by TMZ Staff
Like the drill sergeant of a pocket-size army, Kate Gosselin went off on 6 of her tiny troops yesterday when they refused to stand still and be quiet after getting off the school bus.

When one of her 5-year-olds rebelled with a few insubordinate dance moves, Kate was heard snapping "This is the kind of stuff you cannot be doing when you are five years old. Stand quietly ... Stop your feet and don't move them."
As an extra threat, Kate added "If I wasn't here you'd still be standing in the parking lot waiting."
Good times....
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, TV, Jon & Kate
Tags: bus stop, BusStop, jon gosselin, jon kate plus 8, JonGosselin, JonKatePlus8, kate gosselin, KateGosselin, kids, paparazzi video, PaparazziVideo
Posted Nov 3rd 2009 12:50AM by TMZ Staff
Joanna Krupa has got one hilarious foot fetish -- or at least she does in this laughable low budget fetish video from back in the day ... complete with more tickle torture than anyone should ever have to endure.

TMZ has learned the Playboy bombshell and "Dancing with the Stars" competitor scored the starring role of "Head Nurse Regina" in the foot fetish/tickle torture film "No Shoes No Mercy" back in 2003 ... probably for some extra cash before her big break.
In the video, Krupa starts off by unleashing her fingers of fury on her female tickle partner ... then gets tied down on the hospital bed for an awkwardly awesome session of her very own.
As for Krupa's tickle partner? That's Sarah Kozer -- a reality TV regular you might recognize as the runner-up from "Joe Millionaire."
Filed under: TV, Dancing with the Stars, Playboy, Exclusives
Tags: dancing with the stars, DancingWithTheStars, foot fetish, FootFetish, joanna krupa, JoannaKrupa, joe millionaire, JoeMillionaire, playboy, sarah kozer, SarahKozer, tickle torture, TickleTorture
Posted Nov 2nd 2009 6:00PM by TMZ Staff
TMZ has obtained an audio tape of former "Big Brother" champion Adam Jasinski allegedly setting up a drug deal with a government witness who was working with the FBI.

According to authorities, the audio tape proves Jasinski -- the more distorted of the two voices -- was working out a deal to sell 2000 units of oxycodone to an FBI informant.
During the call, neither man mentions any pill by name.
According to the audio tape, the deal was supposed to go down on October 16th. However, the feds allege it went down on the 17th instead and Jasinski was arrested in an undercover sting operation.
Jasinski was charged with possession of 2000 oxycodone pills with intent to distribute -- he's being held in Massachusetts without bail.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, TV, Exclusives
Tags: adam jasinski, AdamJasinski, big brother, BigBrother, drug, drug bust, drug deal, DrugBust, DrugDeal
Posted Nov 2nd 2009 2:20PM by TMZ Staff
If this whole "Glee" thing doesn't work out, the show's Canadian star Corey Monteith could get deported back to his homeland for being a jobless non-citizen -- but according to him, Vice Prez Joe Biden could save his ass.

Last night in NYC, Corey said he met the VP at a baseball game a couple of days ago ... and if anyone happened to snap a photo of them together, he thinks the pic could save him from being shipped home.
Our suggestion: Just keep pretending he's American born Chris Klein.
Filed under: TV, Politix
Tags: chris klein, ChrisKlein, corey monteith, CoreyMonteith, glee, joe biden, JoeBiden, vice president joe biden, VicePresidentJoeBiden, video
Posted Nov 2nd 2009 11:18AM by TMZ Staff
Jessica Simpson is unloading all of the aggression Ashlee may have been storing after her character was axed from "Melrose Place" -- slamming the show for "crap" writing and praising Ashlee as the only thing worth watching.

Just a few hours ago, Jessica unleashed the following message on her Twitter page:
"CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap? i have had bad scripts to work with,but this? thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press."
Bitter? Nasty? Catty? Maybe they cast the wrong sister on the show.
Filed under: TV, Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson
Tags: ashlee simpson, AshleeSimpson, jessica simpson, JessicaSimpson, melrose place, MelrosePlace, rant, twitter
Posted Oct 31st 2009 5:30AM by TMZ Staff
Chris Brown may not "mess wit" "Bad Girls Club" contestant Natalie Nunn, but according to her, Brown did want to marry her.

TMZ obtained this video of Natalie inside the "Bad Girls" crib talking about how much she wants the convicted felon -- a dude who she says "might beat Rihanna," but "doesn't beat me."
Clearly, she sets her standards high.
UPDATE: Chris posted the following comment on his Twitter: "WTF!!!! WHAT MOON WAS THIS GIRL ON WHEN SHE THOUGHT OF THIS OUTRAGEOUS LIE>SHE ON TMZ TRYNA MAKE A NAME FOR HERSELF.I DONT KNOW YOU. I TOOK A PICTURE WITH THIS GIRL AT ME A POLOWS SKATE PARTY AND SHE RAN WITH
THE STORY. SHE'S T'D (TIRED). I GOTTA LIMIT WHO I TAKE PHOTOS WIT NOW... some people have motives thataren't positive.."
Filed under: Hook-Ups, TV, Chris Brown, Exclusives
Tags: bag girls club, BagGirlsClub, chris brown, ChrisBrown, hookup, natalie nunn, NatalieNunn
Posted Oct 30th 2009 9:43AM by TMZ Staff
Jon Gosselin is not going to hook up with Octomom for a TV special, because his "spiritual advisors" had a bad feeling about the project. Who knew we were spiritual advisors?
We got a statement that Jon's "talent" agent sent to the producers of "Jon - Kate = Jon + Octomom" saying, "While Jon appreciates the consideration and the potential revenues that it offers, after reviewing with both the management team and his spiritual advisors Jon has decided it is not in his best interest to pursue a show of this nature."
The "Dear Jon" letter continues, "... it is important to Jon to focus on his family and repairing the relationship that Jon and Kate need to have, both for themselves and for the sake of their children."
That's Jon Gosselin for you -- always doing the Lord's work.
Filed under: TV, OctoMom, Jon & Kate, Exclusives
Tags: jon and kate, jon gosselin, JonAndKate, JonGosselin, octomom, reality show, RealityShow, spiritual advosor, SpiritualAdvosor
Posted Oct 30th 2009 7:20AM by TMZ Staff
Oprah took a hard stand on Chris Brown, but just a few days ago the talk show host allowed another famous alleged woman-abuser on her show -- and now the victim says she feels betrayed.

The man in question is gospel singer BeBe Winans -- who is accused of shoving his ex-wife Debra Winans to the ground in front of their kids back in February. BeBe was on "Oprah" on Friday to pimp out his new gospel CD -- his domestic violence charge is pending until another court hearing next year.
Debra tells TMZ she's "hurt by Oprah's decision to have Bebe on the show" -- especially after she refused to have Chris Brown on her show in the wake of the Rihanna beating.
Calls to Oprah's people were not returned.
Filed under: TV, Oprah, Rihanna, Chris Brown, Exclusives
Tags: bebe winans, BebeWinans, chris brown, ChrisBrown, debrah winans, DebrahWinans, domestic abuse, DomesticAbuse, oprah, rihanna
Posted Oct 29th 2009 12:15PM by TMZ Staff
Jon Gosselin and Octomom may be starring in an upcoming reality show from hell -- but the show's producers are convinced the "two biggest media sensations of our generation" are the next John Lennon and Paul McCartney.

TMZ obtained a copy of the pitch for "Jon - Kate = Jon + Octomom" which reads: "Mohammed and the Mountain started a religion. Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris started a Yankee dynasty. Lennon and McCartney started a music revolution. Now Jon and Octomom start a whole new reality in the world of Reality TV."
The pitch claims the show's so revolutionary it will rival "American Idol" in the ratings, but "there will be no rival in the shocking nature of this pairing."
As for Israel and Palestine? The producers think the show might give hope to the two warring nations -- which makes sense, because the enemy of your enemy is always your friend.
Filed under: TV, OctoMom, Jon & Kate, Exclusives
Tags: jon and kate plus 8, jon gosselin, JonAndKatePlus8, JonGosselin, kate gosselin, KateGosselin, nadya suleman, NadyaSuleman, octomom
Posted Oct 29th 2009 8:02AM by TMZ Staff
Dr. Will Kirby -- aka "Dr. Evil" from the second season of "Big Brother" -- has a baby boy on the way, and judging by the kid's two parents, it's only a matter of time until he shows up ... and dominates ... on a reality show.

TMZ has learned Kirby's soon-to-be-babymama is GF Erin Brodie, who collected a cool $2 million after winning two seasons on the guilty pleasure dating competition "For Love or Money" back in '03 and '04.
Their spawn is due in May. No word if cameras will be in the delivery room.
Filed under: TV, Baby Watch, Exclusives
Tags: big brother, BigBrother, dr. evil, dr. will kirby, Dr.Evil, Dr.WillKirby, erin brodie, ErinBrodie, for love or money, ForLoveOrMoney
Posted Oct 29th 2009 1:38AM by TMZ Staff
TMZ has learned Chris Brown has been getting pretty close with a new woman recently -- and this one is a very bad girl.

The woman in the photos is Natalie Nunn, a contestant on the next season of a reality show called "The Bad Girls Club" -- which features women with behavioral issues.
Nunn has been out with Brown a couple times in the last few weeks -- most recently at a roller-skating party on October 16th.
In her bio for the show Nat says she "enjoys cruising in her sugar daddies' expensive cars and painting the town red with her cool celebrity friends."
She has an interesting interpretation of "cool."
UPDATE: Brown just Twittered on the subject: "Tmz..omg.... U guys have nothing better to do. And by the way. I don't mess wit that girl."
Filed under: Hook-Ups, TV, Chris Brown, Exclusives
Tags: Chris Brown, ChrisBrown, Natalie Nunn, NatalieNunn, new girlfriend, NewGirlfriend, Rihanna, The Bad Girls Club, TheBadGirlsClub
Posted Oct 28th 2009 5:00PM by TMZ Staff
The Canadian company that allegedly did a half-ass background check on convicted girlfriend-beater and accused wife-murderer Ryan Jenkins for the show "Megan Wants a Millionaire" is now being sued for letting him slip through the cracks.

In the lawsuit, filed by an investigative agency called Collective Intelligence, the agency says it was hired by the producers of "Megan" to perform criminal background checks on the show's possible contestants.
Since Jenkins was Canadian, Collective hired a Canadian company called Straightline International to do Jenkins' background check up north. Straightline allegedly told Collective that Jenkins was in the clear -- but in fact, he had been convicted of domestic assault on a girlfriend in 2007.
After "Megan" hit the airwaves, Jenkins allegedly murdered and dismembered his wife Jasmine Fiore -- and VH1 was forced to cancel the rest of the season, along with another show starring Ryan called "I Love Money 3."
In the suit, filed in Illinois, Collective claims its reputation has been ruined by the Jenkins fiasco, and is suing Straightline for breach of contract, negligence and fraud ... and wants at least $50,000.
Straightline has yet to get back to us.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, TV, Ryan Jenkins, Jasmine Fiore
Tags: collective intelligence, CollectiveIntelligence, jasmine fiore, JasmineFiore, lawsuit, megan wants a millionaire, MeganWantsAMillionaire, ryan jenkins, RyanJenkins, straightline international, StraightlineInternational
Posted Oct 28th 2009 12:10AM by TMZ Staff
Brittany Murphy wasn't the only "Clueless" star affected by the crazy L.A. weather last night -- Alicia Silverstone's "Late Late Show" interview was cut short when the lights suddenly went out at CBS studios. As if!

Near the end of her segment, the studio suddenly went completely black, with host Craig Ferguson shouting "This is awesome, we've gone to radio!" The show then cut to commercial.
Alicia booked it outta there and Ferguson did a final monologue by flashlight.
Filed under: TV
Tags: alicia silversone, AliciaSilversone, clueless, craig ferguson, CraigFerguson, late late show, LateLateShow