Celebrity Justice
Paris Lost, Found in Hypocrite County

Paris HiltonParis Hilton scoffed at L.A. suburb Glendale on her blog a few weeks back, claiming she's strictly a Bev Hills gal and hasn't been to the G spot in months.

But get this: Law enforcement tells us yesterday at 3:20 PM, Paris was pulled over by the CHP on the 134 freeway in GLENDALE ... near the offramp where wrong-way Nicole Richie was busted for DUI in 2006.

Paris was pulled over for weaving (a non hair-related offense) and offered officers this explanation: "I'm lost." Always a good defense in court.

She was given a warning and went off on her merry way. No word if she ever found out how to get home.

Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton -- Me, a Valley Girl? As If!

Paris HiltonParis Hilton wants to make it clear she ain't moving to Nicole Richie's Glendale neighborhood -- good, the Valley has enough porn stars already!

Fed up with rumors she left 90210 for 91201, Paris bragged about her Bev Hills home on her MySpace and said not only does she not live in Glendale, but she hasn't been there "in months."

Hmm ... then who was that blond chick with Benji, Joel and Nicole at the new Glendale Americana only three weeks ago?

Filed under: Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton - From Pokey to Hokey

It's been a year since Paris was locked up and crazed. Since her release, she promised all sorts of things. So how has she delivered? Take a look and decide for yourself.
Paris -- click to launch

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Kitson Discriminates Against Semi-Rich Bitch

Kitson went on lockdown so Paris could shop this weekend -- but one guy stuck outside with a $3,500 handbag was beyond pissed he couldn't waste his money alongside the unsteady heiress.

Kitson tells us it wasn't just Paris they closed for -- they also closed down the shop for the winner of the Race to Erase MS charity auction could shop with her. Bet that guy feels really bad now.

Filed under: Paris Hilton

Paris Goes Down on Camera ... Again

It looked like Paris Hilton disappeared into a hole in the floor when she totally ate it inside an art gallery Friday night -- and since seeing her fall just once isn't quite enough, we looped it for you ad nauseam.

Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Paris Hilton

Paris Gets Booked

A couple of innocent civilians witnessed a very rare and unusual happening this weekend in L.A., as Paris Hilton held an unidentified paper object bearing her image and attempted to say aloud the words scrolled across it.
Paris Hilton
Anthropologists called to the scene tell TMZ this type of unnatural behavior has never been observed in her species of ex-con heirmess.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton

Drunk Girls Make Paris Look Good

Paris Hilton, Diddy and Sam Ronson all shared the same drunk chicks last night. No, not like that.
Paris Hilton: Click to watch
A trio of ho-cialite wannabes leached their way into Crown Bar by inviting themselves to join Hilton's entourage -- they weren't wasted yet, but check back on the site later, they'll be back.

Filed under: Paris Hilton, Drunks

Paris & Nicole Ditch Crazy for Lazy

The DUI Sisterhood of Paris and Nicole used to raise hell whenever they went out together -- then the Brothers Madden came along.

The gals had a snoozeworthy double-date at the Americana at Brand in Glendale last night, but that didn't stop one of the bros from getting pissy at the paps.

Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie

Paris Hilton: Famewhoring Takes a Vacation

Paris Hilton went out in NYC last night -- at least we think it's her.

Since when has Paris been the type to cover her face or throw herself on the floor of an SUV to hide from photogs?

Filed under: Paris Hilton

Paris Would Lose Her Head If It Wasn't Attached

After Benji Madden took a swat at our photog and stiffed the valet, karma b***h-slapped him back via his airhead girlfriend, Paris Hilton.

Seems Paris was in such a hurry to bolt the restaurant, she left behind two diamond rings at her table. The staff found them after she'd already left, and the manager told us she could come pick them up anytime.

Maybe she meant for them to be the tip?

UPDATE 4:30 PM ET -- We just spoke to the restaurant and they told us Paris had her manager call and have the rings delivered to her. She couldn't even go and pick them up herself!?!?

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton

Paris' Ex Puts the Ass in Class

Paris Hilton's' sex tape co-star Rick Salomon had one line of well-wishes for his ex and her new beau -- and it was as crass as you would expect.



Filed under: Paris Hilton

Paris Loves Balls ... of Matzah

She's more used to getting blitzed than blintzed, but Paris Hilton got her eat on at one of the most expensive Jewish delis in town. Oy gevalt!


This shiksa likes tongue wrestling ... she'd probably love Greenblatt's $12 tongue sandwich.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton

Why Brit Should Never Go Green

Hybrid and electric cars have silent engines -- posing a potentially dangerous threat for blind and other pedestrians. Throw a Paris Hilton or Britney Spears into the mix, and it's a volatile combination.


Congressman Ed Towns has proposed a bill to protect street walkers from the evils of these silent vehicles -- so we wanted to know how he felt about the L.A.'s DUI/hit-and-run crowd following DiCaprio's lead and going green.

Filed under: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton

Paris is a Piece of Work

Paris Hilton went shopping for art supplies yesterday -- but seemed more interested in painting her face than painting a canvas.


Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton: No Borefriend? No Problem!

The old Paris Hilton -- you know, the one who never met a camera she didn't like -- has made her return, breaking a short term vow of silence with the paparazzi.


The likely reason for all the one-on-gangbang interaction? The lack of Benji Madden.

Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton

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