P!nk Alert -- Bomb Sighting at LAX
Two things about calling someone the bomb. First, it's a tired phrase. Second, don't ever say it at LAX in front of airport security, stupid.
Filed under: Fly Me
Kurt Knocked in Head by Dumbass Pap
Kurt Russell got smacked in his perfectly styled dome-piece at LAX last night when some clumsy photog stumbled over his own feet and whacked the actor in the head with his camera. 
Good thing he still has that full head of hair -- because it definitely gave him something to soften the blow.
Filed under: Fly Me
Paris Meets a Wand She Doesn't Like
Paris Hilton got the same treatment as any suspected terrorist this morning, when Captain Mensa tried to starpower her way through airport security without ANY proper identification.
Sources say Hilton told officials she just plumb "forgot" to bring along her official headshot to LAX while trying to board an AA flight to San Francisco.
Paris was forced into the "search me" line, and had to fill out a bunch of paperwork to earn her wings back. Hilton still made the flight, along with her 19 bags and the final slice of Benji Madden's dignity.
Filed under: Paris Hilton, Fly Me
Mariah and Nick Have So Much Baggage
How many mini-dresses and baby tees does a diva have to bring on one trip?
At $15.00 a bag -- it's a good thing Mariah's picking up the tab.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Mariah Carey, Fly Me
Leo Faces Off with the TSA
You'd think a man doing everything humanly possible to conceal his face at an airport would set off a few buzzers, but Leonardo DiCaprio got waved right through the passport screening checkpoint at LAX this weekend without ever having to let anyone see his mug.
The entire time he stood in the line, Leo never let the screening lady get a clear shot of his face, covering it with the low-riding baseball cap, sweatshirt pulled up to his nose and using his hand as a blocker.
Or ... maybe that's just what his passport pic looks like.
Filed under: Fly Me
DJ AM Flying High Again
Looking healthy, DJ AM made his way through LAX security yesterday.
It's great news seeing AM spinning at gigs and flying the skies again.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fly Me
LAX Security Searches For Kenny Rogers' Face
The barely recognizable remnants of country singer Kenny Rogers were searched by the TSA on Tuesday.
The 70-year-old Gambler, who recently admitted to regretting his barrage of cosmetic surgeries, may have alerted security with his excessive amount of plastics.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fly Me, Nurse!
Lady GaGa -- C-Listed by Southwest
Ding! You're now free to fly amongst the commoners.
She had just opened for the New Kids On the Block, but Sunday night, dance diva Lady GaGa got stuck dealing with all the crap that every other miserable airline traveler has to deal with -- carrying her own suitcase and fighting for a seat on a crowded Southwest flight.
TMZ spies spotted a sunglass-clad GaGa -- aka Stefania Gabriella Germanotta -- waiting to board a night flight from Vegas to Burbank on Sunday -- in the dreaded Group C!!!!!!
By the time GaGa and her motley crew of dancers and hangers-on boarded, hardly any seats or overhead space was left.
Just tragic.
Duchess of York -- Royally Searched
For the OG Fergie (right) -- not the Black Eyed Pea chick -- being a former member of the British Royal family comes with perks ... like getting patted down by LAX security (left).
The former Weight Watchers spokesperson, who turns 49 tomorrow, was picked by TSA for a body search on Monday.
Chances are the scariest thing Fergie was hiding was a chocolate bar.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fly Me
$14 Million Twin Spotted
After their whirlwind tour of Berlin, NYC and New Orleans, Brad and Angelina arrived back in their adopted homeland of France and showed off one of the newest members of their adorable clan on Wednesday.
This pic of Knox Leon or Vivienne Marcheline did not cost $14 million.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Brad & Angelina, Fly Me
Barker Beauty
Despite retiring from hosting "The Price Is Right," 84-year-old Bob Barker shows no signs of slowing down as he arrived at LAX this weekend, walking under his own power.
Come on down ... to baggage claim.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fly Me, Hot Bodies
Ashlee Simpson: Baby on Board
While due at the end of October, mom-to-be Ashlee Simpson recently flew first class from Dallas to LAX with her mom Tina.
Contrary to popular belief, it is safe for a healthy pregnant woman to fly. On the other hand, lip-synching can ruin you.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Fly Me, Ashlee Simpson
TSA Goes For the Hippie!
Being a pusher for flower power doesn't get you far with airport security -- just ask 68-year-old Peter Fonda, who had to endure a very thorough frisk after flashing the peace sign at LAX.
Filed under: Fly Me
Tina Fey -- Still Traveling Coach?
She picked up three Emmy awards Sunday night, but even Tina Fey had a minor hold-up at security check-in yesterday at the airport. 
Maybe they thought it was Sarah Palin.
Filed under: Fly Me
Hayek Barely Protected!
Salma Hayek and her baby girl only got a two-cop escort into LAX yesterday. Faux Jamie Lynn Spears got seven.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Fly Me
