Even after three club appearances -- Villa, One and Hyde -- Cheryl Burke was able to walk in a straight line last night. Incredible!
While we miss the boozy Burke, we're thankful Kelly Monaco was there to take her place as that girl.
Filed under: Dancing with the Stars, Drunks
Check out these pics from inside Buffalo Wild Wings -- right before Andy Dick got busted. 
We're told the wackadoodle arrived around 10 PM, began drinking and became extremely obnoxious, trying to give customers lap dances. Try getting that out your clothes! We hear Dick showed up with a friend, but they ended up leaving him. Ditch the Dick!
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, Drunks
Actors Josh Brolin, Jeffrey Wright and five other crew members of the Oliver Stone directed film, "W." were popped by cops outside Stray Cats bar earlier this morning in Shreveport, LA. 
Apparently a crew member of the movie was arrested for public intoxication and resisting arrest. That's when police say Brolin, Wright and the others interfered. According to the Shreveport Times, the actors allegedly put up such a fuss that the police at the nightclub had to call for backup.
Brolin and Wright were both arrested during the melee.
Calls to their reps have not been returned.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird, Drunks
Asking late-night lush Cheryl Burke how wasted she planned on getting at a Fourth of July party seemed totally reasonable to us.
Not so much to her and pals Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey.
Filed under: Dancing with the Stars, Drunks
Here's the lowdown on the suspect from Wednesday morning's nasty hit and run accident.
Her name is Heather Auger and she's a 27-year-old from Orange County. We're told she went to Cal-State Fullerton, but that she doesn't work now -- she's got a rich BF. Must be nice.
We tried to go down to her apartment in Bev Hills yesterday, but we were rebuffed by a rude roommate.
As for the legal stuff, she was held on $52,500 bail and posted early yesterday morning. She's due back in court on July 23.
Filed under: Drunks
We've covered the nightlife in the Thirty Mile Zone for three years -- but sometimes the club scene goes terribly, terribly wrong.
Our cameras began rolling around 2:30 AM, moments after an unidentified woman was smashed into by an SUV outside of STK and left motionless in the street as the allegedly boozed up driver sped off -- unaware of the bloody disaster she left in her wake.
As the suspect drove away, the victim's boyfriend chased down the SUV and pulled the driver out of the car. The confrontation is the most powerful, emotional exchange we've ever caught on tape.
LAPD tells us a girl was arrested for felony hit and run and DUI. We're told the victim suffered a broken pelvis, but she'll be fine.
UPDATE: The driver of the car -- who sources confirm is the girl we got on camera afterwards -- registered a .17 blood alcohol content. Legal limit in California is .08.
Filed under: Drunks
The girl who was arrested this morning for hit and run is in some serious trouble now.
Sources tell TMZ her blood alcohol level was TWICE THE LEGAL LIMIT!!! We're told she blew around a .17 -- legal limit in California is .08.
She's been booked on felony hit and run and DUI.
Filed under: Drunks
We showed you the pics of Matt McConaughey's drunken surf trip to Nicaragua earlier this month, now we have the video to go with it.
Favorite McConaughey dance move: spinning in a circle, while clapping, with your eyes closed.
Filed under: Matthew McConaughey, Drunks
Just because there's no red light, doesn't mean the camera isn't recording -- something an overly-partied Cheryl probably wished she knew before calling Verne Troyer the very un-PC term, "midget," about a hundred times.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Dancing with the Stars, Drunks
The blitzed babes who infiltrated Paris and Diddy's crews had one more target before calling it a night -- and a LiLo-less Sam Ronson probably got it worst of all.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Lindsay Lohan, Drunks
When we last left our trio of tastelessness they were sneaking into Crown Bar with Paris Hilton. Well, looks like they made their way out with Diddy ... and some more booze in their bellies.
Filed under: Drunks
Paris Hilton, Diddy and Sam Ronson all shared the same drunk chicks last night. No, not like that.
A trio of ho-cialite wannabes leached their way into Crown Bar by inviting themselves to join Hilton's entourage -- they weren't wasted yet, but check back on the site later, they'll be back.
Filed under: Paris Hilton, Drunks
Feared by quarterbacks everywhere -- not feared by college popo.
NFL superstar defensive end Jevon "The Freak" Kearse was arrested and charged with a DUI near the Vanderbilt University campus in Nashville, Tenn. early this morning.
We're told Vandy police pulled over Jevon's Escalade at 4:42 AM CT after it was spotted "swerving at a high rate of speed." After Jevon failed field sobriety tests, he refused to take a breathalyzer.
Cops immediately booked the six-foot-four, 265 lb. Tennessee Titans star into the Criminal Justice Center in downtown Nashville.
He was released on $1,000 bond.
The Titans have yet to return our call.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Drunks
Miss Campbell never needed help with her walk -- until now.
Cameras snapped the supermess stumbling out of a party in Capri, Italy last night. She must've been walking on her tipsy toes.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Drunks
Stop us if you've heard this one before - a country singer and his girlfriend got wasted and ended up in the slammer after beating the crap out of each other with a purse and an umbrella.
Chris Cagle and his girlfriend Jennifer Tant were popped early this morning by Nashville cops for domestic assault. A police affidavit says the pair were intoxicated then got into an argument that turned physical.
The Davidson County Sheriff's Department says there is a mandatory 12-hour stay in jail before Cagle and Tant can post $1,500 bonds.
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds, Drunks, Fights
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